I seriously can’t believe that I’m starting to count my friggin’ calorie intake!!!

<* Perrinator violently shakes her head in disbelief…and almost snapped her neck *>

How did this ‘obsession’ started? Well, you see, I recently did a medical checkup as part of a mandatory requirement before I get uhm…get into a uhm…let’s say, to enter the K-Co tribe. While most of the (healthy) test results were kept from me, but I remember the basic disclosureable info such as follows:

Height: Lucy Liu (apparently, I am 1.5cm shorter than I last remembered)
Weight: Drew Barrymore (oh, I lost a bit of weight, about 1.8kg. Yay!)
Blood pressure: Pretty low (I bet this will rocket sky-high within a few weeks of joining the tribe)
Hearing: Excellent (if you so much as fart within 1ft of me, yes I’ll be able to hear it (if not smell it!) LOL!)
Vision: Normal (can’t really see the smallest alphabets and numbers though)
Body fat: Beyond friggin’ normal!! (pay attention to this!)
Brain: Paris Hilton (okay this isn’t exactly a health issue, but I did fail all three friggin’ tests prior to the medical checkup)

Now, the horrifying result that caught my attention is my body fat level. Yes, I am not exaggerating to say that it’s beyong friggin’ normal because IT. IS. THE. AWFUL. TRUTH.!! Well, the nurse said many people have a misconception of body fat, thinking that only obese or bigger people have higher body fat. They’re dead wrong, coz’ even slim or medium people can have a high level of body fat! I’m not gonna go into detailed explanation of this, so please google it yourself!

And that’s how I begin to check on my calorie intake. Before I reach for a slice of bread, a couple of biscuits, or making a cup of coffee, eating oats, veggies or fruits, I keep thinking about the amount of calories I’ll be pumping into my body. It’s like, I gotta pause for a moment and think “Geez, wonder how much calorie in this one!” everytime before I eat or drink it. Sigh.

Well, life is too short to be counting my friggin’ calorie intake! Heck, if I were to be this PRECISE about every kilocalorie that I take, I’ll be living a miserable life without chocolates, ice-creams, French fries and sodas! And besides, it’s not that I have high cholesterol or hypertension (this might change after I joined the tribe)!

Sooooo…what I plan to do is…well, stick to the basic rules – eat smart and exercise till I drop dead my body fat level falls back within the normal range. Oh, I did aerobics too (I am a huge fan of Paula Abdul’s aerobic recordings! You should buy her VCD / DVD workouts!!) and dance my jellies away on my PlayStation2’s dancing mat (highly addictive). I’ll probably restrict my sinful intakes such as chocolates and ice-creams to about once every three or four months. Hence, PUHHHLEEEZZEEE don’t tempt me by eating all these wicked food in front of me!

PS: I’ll make an exception for special occasion such as your birthday or Christmas. So, if your neighbour is having a birthday party for their 10-year-old kid, heck, INVITE ME PLEASE! I’ll help myself with all the Jell-Os and Nutella that I can get!! LOL!!!

OH. MY. GAWD.

FUH.LA.MAK.

OH. MY. LEMBU.

WAH.LAO.WEH.

OH. MY. ITIK

MAMA. PAPA. MIA.

OH. MY. KAMBING.

<* That’s ENOUGH you damn hairy pig! *>

Oopps, I’m sorry, but I can barely contain my excitement!!!! Now, to all you diehard fans of the Resident Evil franchise (both games and movies), the 4th installment of the movie is due out this September and it is also released in an eye-popping 3D format! Apparently, this movie incorporates the world’s most advance 3D technology and it was filmed with the 3D technology used by James Cameron in Avatar.

Just so you know, I am a HUGE fan of the game and the movies. Yes, I have all three sets of the Resident movies, watched all of it like a gazillion times and I’m about to get my fourth one soon! One Milla Jovovich is hot (move over, Angelina Jolie!)…but MULTIPLE Milla Jovovichs in this movie will blow away the Hot-O-Meter sky high!!! And I guess her superpower is mind-blowingly awesome and powderful in this one!

Now, besides the hot mama Milla Jovovich (she is actually a mother already!), there are more curry hot factors in this latest franchise and why you should really watch it (even if you’re not a fan of Resident!):

Wentworth Miller
HAWWWTTT!!!!!!!!! Remember this hunk from the Prison Break series? Well, he plays Chris Redfield, brother of Claire Redfield and he is one of the contributing factors to the sizzling Hot-O-Meter! Absolutely delicious (hmm…I wonder if he has any half-naked scene to show off his abs and muscles!)

Ali Larter
OooOooOOoo…can you feel the heat?! Oooo it’s hot hot HOT!! She reprises her role as Claire Redfield and she’ll be battling one big muthaf— in this movie! How BIG is that monster? Check out the trailers (and photo) later!!! I guess she’ll be doing lots of @$$-kicking in this film compare to the previous one.

Shawn Roberts
I have no idea who is this but he is one hell of a bad @$$ hunk!!! Yes, he plays that dashing mad boss of the Payung Umbrella Corporation. Geez, he made bad guys look really HOT in this movie!!

New monsters & zombies
Well, you must be thinking that I’m crazy to even classify these monsters as HOT! Err…okay, so I’m a little nutty now, but check out that creepy fugly zombie who opens up its mouth like Paul The Octopus’ tentacles! LOL!!! And that giant monster with an equally huge weapon? They call him (or it) The Executioner! WOW!

Awesome action scenes
I’d say, by just watching the trailer itself, it’s enough for me to conclude that there are more action scenes in this one compare to the previous ones. And the special effects used for this film is a lot more advanced! All those fighting and @$$ kicking scenes are like a blend of The Matrix, Violet, Aeon Flux and 300. Superb!!

Okay, I’ll say no more and let the awesome trailers do the talking! Check out these three trailers of Resident Evil: Afterlife:

Trailer #1

Trailer #2

Trailer #3

While searching for the trailers, I stumbled upon some video recordings by Milla herself! (She used her cellphone as a video camera in one of the vids) Check these out:

Vid #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQpRWa4BPD4

Vid #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Ts27lvUfM

Vid #3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xObU1-AqnJw

Vid #4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH4j6XXZwNM

Vid #5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBvphPN9Erc&feature=related

Vid #6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgwHOnUCHE8&feature=related

Since I am such a loyal fan of the Resident Evil series, I have been invited to be –

<* Sigh, here we go again…. *>

– Shushhh! To be part of the cast! Yay!! Here are some interesting snapshots of my 5-second cameo role in each scene:

Ahhhh after a total of 15 seconds of fame in the movie, I was invited to –

<* Forgive her, peeps, she’s really outta her head recently *>

– Stop interrupting! Anyway, I was invited to an exclusive photo call to promote the movie at the recent LA Comic Convention….

I just can’t wait for September to come! I think I’ll watch it first in 2D and then I’ll go 3D for the second, third, fourth etc etc time!! YEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!

Yes, I am indeed, an electrifying person. In fact, I’m just soooo electrifying, I can shock myself or some other poor souls who happen to accidentally brush pass me (thank God no one got roasted or died of human electric shock). Well, check this fact out:

“Under severe conditions, more than 15,000 Volts have been recorded. It is quite common to experience 5,000V. In fact, many people do not feel a shock from a static electricity discharge less than about 2,000-4,000V.”

I guess most of us do have it, but I, for one, fall in between the range of common (5,000V) to severe (15,000V) category. If you don’t already know, static electricity results from an unequal (or positive and negative) charge between two objects. Heck, I think I am discharging a super high negative energy from my body, all thanks to my all-time negative thinking.

Hmmm…let me recall some electrifying events that I have encountered so far…

Car

Yeap, I get electrocuted from the car door or any part of the car as soon as I stepped out of it. If you ever see me in a parking lot and notice the really weird way I get out of or in the car, well, I’m just trying to be extra careful not to touch it, that’s all. And…I got this clever thinking one day, “hey, since I get shocked by touching it, why not I close the door by using my enormous butt?” well, you see, I was wearing a really thick jeans that time, and I was very sure that no way in hell that electricity is gonna come out of my fleshy bum through the thick jeans, right? WRONG! So I got zapped right in my @$$ and yes, I heard that ZZZIIITTTT (like the sound you hear from an electric spark) sound! WTF!! Now, I usually close the car door using my elbow, my feet or I simply place my hand on the car window to shut the door.

Iron gate

Sigh. I’ll never be able to open a gate or close it without getting shocked outta my wits. Usually I tried to gently discharge the electricity in my body by holding the ends of my car keys (you know, that rubbery thing that looked like a key padding or something) and tap it a few times or just place it on the gate for a few seconds. Well, it works most of the time. I even resort to buying those thick gardening gloves to protect myself from getting zapped but even so, I still managed to get shocked through the gloves. Sigh. Oh, one day, when I got home and was about to open the gate with my bare hands, I hesitated for a moment and debated whether I should get the gloves from my car first. Unfortunately, as my fingers were dangerously near the gate, I heard a very soft ziittt and hollieee baloney, I saw a very fine, white thread-like line coming out of my fingertip and it disappeared into the gate!!! Hollliiieeee Zeus!!! That was like a micro mini lightning in action! Whoa!

<* Perrinator begins to think that she might have a hidden electrifying superpowers and she just need to find ways to harness and use it *>

Railings

I think people get jolted all the time when they touch those metallic railings in shopping malls. Okay, maybe not most people but I sure as hell do! Now you’ll never see me rest against the railings or go anywhere near it. If I’m tired, I’ll just sit on one of those wooden benches or plastic seats at the mall.

<* Perrinator fails to harness her superpowers…instead, she imagine zapping the crap out of people she doesn’t like. Mr & Ms Backstabbers, Mrs Nosey, Mr Long-Winded, Mr & Ms Judge, Mr & Ms Bragging, Mrs Hantu and Mrs Wicked are some of the top people in her Honey-I-So-Want-To-Jolt-You list *>

Water.

What. The. Zap?! Water???? WATER???!!! Seriously, water????????? Can people get shocked by touching water??!! I never believe this until I got that watery shock myself! I was having a seafood feast one day and got my hands all dirty from zapping peeling the crabs and I wanted to wash my hands after that. So I turned on the tap and the moment my first two fingertips touched the running water, I heard that sharp ZZIIITTTTT sound! Ouch!!! Well, after I did a google on this, basic science says, WATER is also something CONDUCTIVE just like metal! Hmmm…no wonder I always got a C in my science subject!

Human contact

Yes, folks, beware of the Terrifying Electronator when you see her around…

<* Perrinator’s world suddenly fell eerily silent…*>

Awww come on people, there’s no need to run away from me! I won’t bite! Err, I just jolt you a little, that’s all. Okay, I gotta admit, some of my friends who experienced unpleasant jolts from me will maintain a safe distance from me when they go shopping or simply hanging out with me. But for some of them who don’t feel a thing when they brush pass me, well, I did feel that sharp pain! So, that electrifying pain either goes both ways or one way. My greatest Jolt-A-Friend memory? It was with Yin Lu, one of my best buddies. Yes, we were out shopping at a mall one day, and we were not walking that close to each other, but as soon as she walked past me closely WITHOUT brushing over my shoulder…we both heard a LOUD sparkling noise (in fact, it was the loudest spark of all my jolting experiences) and the only one word that came out of our mouths simultaneously was “OUCH!!!!!!!!” Somehow, the static electric from my body managed to discharge itself by ‘jumping’ from my shoulder across to my friend’s shoulder, and bear in mind that I was wearing a pretty thick cotton T-shirt and she herself was wearing a cardigan! Our shoulders were covered by fabric, for Zeus’ sake!

Unfortunately, there is no permanent cure for this annoying and painful phenomenon, only ways to REDUCE it. Of all the tactics to reduce the static electric in our body, I find this the most hilarious one:

“Shaving or clipping the hair on hairy legs will cause less static electricity to build up in the first place.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Does that also mean that hairy people tend to have more electricity in their body?? Well then, no wonder I bloody hell have lots of volts running in my veins, coz’ I am a hairy pig!

Wait a sec, did I just tell the world that I. AM. HAIRY???!!!

<* Psst…You should see her LEGS! *>

<* Perrinator abruptly stops blogging to find the source of the voice that blurted out the above sentence *>

Something stinks in here…

<* A couple of flies buzz right past the great fallen Perrinator.
Right, there’s a dead skunk here. Oh, there are spider webs all over her blog too. *>

Yes, folks, I’m back (again) from Crappy Land. I have like a gazillion things to blog about but I just don’t know where to begin. So, being the lazy moody me right now, I’ll randomly blog about…

The Top 5 Confusing Words (That I Couldn’t Spell)

Scissor
Stethoscope
Spagethi
Massachutes
Mississippi

Now let’s check my score…

2 correct words out of 5

Scissor (Geez, after all these years of messing up with the S and C, I got this one right at the ripe old age of errr….hehehe)
Stethoscope (Bingo! I got it right this time!)
Spagethi (Whoops! It should be “Spaghetti”. Always confuse with the number of H or I in it)
Massachutes (It should be “Massachusetts”. Sigh, I will never get this one right. Can’t remember how many S are there in this state!)
Missisippi (Again, I don’t know how many S are there in this state too!! Should be “Mississippi”)

Now, if you’ll excuse this old fart here, I wanna snuggle under my blanket and continue watching Desperate Housewives (Season 6) and then doze off to Dreamland. I just hate Crappy Land!

I know, I know… I haven’t been updating my blog as frequent as I used to. Well, to cut long story short, I’ve been extremely depressed for the past few months due to some devastating errr events….and a change of new job in a complete alien environment is difficult for me to cope.

Anyway, to begin with, I’ve just celebrated my boy’s 4th birthday earlier today! Err, his actual birthday falls on the 21st of April but I don’t have time to celebrate on a weekday! I bought a cute Strawberry-Heart muttcake (lamb flavour) from the same baker as I did every year.

He charged towards me the moment I entered the house with the cake. Yes, he does have a very strong sniffing capability! It’s either that, or the cake’s aroma was simply wonderful. (PS: the cake did indeed smell very good, and I almost tempted to…..)

He was all over me, jumping and barking and circling around, and I couldn’t get him to sit still so that I can take a picture with him. At one point, he almost knocked over the entire table with the cake on it! To play safe, I gave up, then cut the cake in the dining room, and fed him in the living room, like this:

I cut out half of the cake into smaller pieces, and he swallowed everything in less than a minute. Sighhh…I’ll never be able to get him to eat like a gentleman! LOL! Despite all the problems that I have, seeing him and being with him really makes me happy. He doesn’t judge me, he doesn’t look down on me, he doesn’t discriminate me, he doesn’t criticize me. Above all, he loves me. Hehehehe

Oooohhhh…ain’t he a handsome pooch?

Alright peeps. Gotta get ready for bed now. Till the next update (hopefully soon enough!). Adios!