It’s New Year’s Eve and I’ve got nowhere to go, mainly due to the pain and discomfort of having a blardee stubborn corn growing on my foot! Who knows, somebody might step on my bad foot if I join the partying crowd! Sigh…
Instead, here I am, updating my blog again and reminiscing the events of my ultra boring life for the year 2007. Let’s see…the highlights of my life in five different categories…
Most Contented Moment
I have a really tough time trying to determine what was my happiest moment in 2007…career-related? Nope (unless you consider a slight increment in your salary is something to be celebrated!). Winning two free movie tickets? Hardly (and the movie sucks big time). Geez! Hmm, I guess it had to be the time I spent with my Granny and my best friends (and my boy!).
Most Depressing Moment
This has gotta be the day when she left me…again. Yes, my Granny left for Australia due to some uh…issues here in Malaysia, which I have no mood to elaborate further. Highly depressing.
Most Hair-Raising Moment
The part where I slept while I was…driving! It was extremely difficult to keep myself awake while driving back home after work. I think my eyes were shut for like, three seconds before I suddenly got jolted with my eyes wide open! Sigh. What can I say? I really did try my best to stay alert by singing out loud and even screaming at the top of my lungs! (not recommended coz’ I got sore-throat after that)
Most Painful Moment
Without doubt, it’s the blardee corn at the bottom of my right foot!!! Whenever I drive, I have to use that agonizing foot to step on the accelerator and the brake pedals! Especially the brake! Fart!!! Whenever I walk limp, it hurts with every step I take! Fart! Fart! Fart!!!
Most Embarrassing Moment
Gosh…this happened recently…on Christmas Eve, to be exact! I had dinner with two of my close friends (P & M), one who came with her boyfriend and the other came later. So, while waiting for M’s arrival, the three of us looked for a suitable restaurant at the street walk, The Curve.
It was so totally crowded and my bad foot suffered big time because I accidentally tripped over the uneven walkway and some cables a few times (lucky me, I did not fall!). So, as we were walking along the crowded street, we chatted about P’s old friend whom we saw earlier at the cinema. We were commenting about how P’s friend cuddled her boyfriend in such a bitchy manner that it made us wanna puke out our organs out!
So…the extremely embarrassing moment was…when P began to mock her friend’s act by turning to me and said out loud, “Honey, why don’t you hug me like this” and she was like, pretending to hug my waist and we happened to walk past a waiter who was trying to hand out the piece of food leaflet to us! Fart!!!
I guess he was too shocked and decided not to give us anything at all. LOL! Worse, P didn’t realize yet and kept on mocking her friend with words like “No honey, you should hug me like this” or “Honey, why aren’t you hugging me? Oh you’re so baaaaaad” till there were like, a few heads turning towards us! Fart! Fart! Fart!
Anyway, Happy New Year everybody! Hope the Year 2008 brings you loads of luck, happiness and wealth!
