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I got this forwarded email yesterday and find it absolutely hilarious (if you get the meaning of the joke and also the ‘abstract’ message they are sending!). Also pay attention to the WORDS they changed! Blardee funny!

< * Perrinator prays hard that she won’t get arrested by useless authorities over these harmless jokes *>

I know I have not been regularly updating my blog like I used to. Well, blame it on the excessive workload and somebody’s incompetence of doing his blardee job! Sigh…all these have turned me into a very moody person. I feel that work has killed my sense of humor. When is the last time you have a good laugh reading my blog??? I couldn’t even remember the last time I giggled while happily hitting away on the keyboards.

The fact that I still have a J.Lo’s ass (and Perodua spare tires) makes me even more depressed! Sigh…And today…while taking a short nap, I dreamt of him…yes, him. My beloved uncle. My beloved Uncle Nyeh Nyeh. Again, the dream felt sooooo real till it really blurred the line between reality and dreamland.

I don’t know why I was suddenly transported into a very high err…hut? More like a super high wood shrine. Someone else was there beside me but I can’t remember who. Then suddenly, I turned my head and saw him. It was so unbelievable, so real. My jaw dropped open, looking at him, at his trademark white singlet and sarong. Weird, he also wore a pair of huge glasses, and held a tongkat. He smiled at me…

I rushed towards him and stopped just inches away from him. I still couldn’t believe it. I tapped his shoulders lightly, to check whether he is fact or fiction…but I guess it’s a fiction since I was dreaming! But it felt so real. I pushed him a little and he just smiled. That was when I hugged him sooooo tight and broke down in a river of tears. I don’t remember what I was saying but I remembered that I just kept on crying and crying and crying until I woke up…

I really, really miss him so much. It breaks my heart so bad to think of the past. Yes, if I am a millionaire or a billionaire, the first thing I would do is do the impossible. Fund for a group of scientist (or whoever) is capable of…creating a time machine so that I can travel back in time, let go of all my present wealth and spend more time with him. Guess I better stop now. My eyes are getting blurred with tears.

Oooohhh yesss…I guess we had a fun birthday celebration for Sime yesterday at TGI Friday’s (though it wasn’t the same without Auntie Leng Lui Yan). I think our table was the noisest one! We bought something from The Body Shop (Siow Lan was jealous of the pressie’s beautiful wrapping coz’ hers wasn’t as good-looking as this one…Sorry Blame It On Them!)

We ordered only one appetizer, two main dishes, drinks for each of us and a towering dessert. As we were happily chatting away, Siow Lan had been discreetly communicating with The Special One (and no, it’s not Jose Mourinho!), part of the mini (err…or is it mega to you, Sime?) surprise for the unsuspecting birthday gal.

To cut long story short, the staff sang the birthday song to her, teased her a little bit with blowing the candles from quite a distance (which she failed. Tsk tsk tsk…not enough stamina lar you!), and she was required to give a speech. Fortunately, they didn’t ask her to stand on the chair or dance on the table! Lucky you!

With the arrival of The Special One with a very nice strawberry cake, we thought the surprise ended there. However…much to OUR surprise, he bought a new Sony Ericsson mobile phone for her and somehow managed to insert her SIM card from her old phone to this new one! No wonder she can’t recognize her mobile when it rang! Oh yesss…I did molested the sexy body of the Cybershot mobile before I handed it back to the very surprised and happy owner.

Here’s a brief ‘comic’ strip that I managed to put together with my uhm…creative imagination…

<* Perrinator prays hard that Sime have a good sense of humour and doesn’t come choking the life out of her later…*>

So here’s the edited video of the occasion. For more pictures, well, you could view it from my Facebook account (that is, if you are added as my friend! LOL)

Yesterday was a last minute hunt for a birthday present for one of my best friends, whose birthday falls today. It’s getting really, really, really difficult to find that perfect gift for all of my best friends as we AGED GRACEFULLY into our late twenties…

<* Perrinator’s eardrums are almost shattered by screams of “Sei poh, YOU are getting old, not US! *>

I got off work early, called one of the aunties ladies to accompany me to Pavillion, and we decided to buy <*censored*> for Sime Darby (that’s the birthday’s gal nickname! LOL). I can’t really disclose what we’ve bought (in case she is reading my blog now! LOL) . So, after the hunt for that gift was over, we headed to Carl’s Jr. restaurant for dinner.

Since Auntie Leng Lui Lan and I have not try eating Carl’s burgers before, we ordered a medium set of combo meals each – Bacon Swiss Crispy Chicken Sandwich (mine) and Single Chili Cheese Burger (hers) – and we were horrified by the size of the burgers!!! I know there are many more burgers around the world that are a lot bigger than the ones we had, but still…I’m not used to eating such a monster one!

Believe it or not, though I am almost double her size, I couldn’t finish my burger…I only ate HALF of it with some fries (big ones too!) and a large cup of ice lemon tea (I think I only drank half of it). I was so blardee full till I almost wanted to puke at one point. I relied on Perrinator’s Will Power to control myself from vomitting. Again, believe it or not, SHE ATE the other half of my burger!!! Gee…I think we could register ourselves in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not show!

Let’s do a little arithmetic exercise, shall we? She ate ONE AND A HALF CARL’S JR BURGER, lots of fries (like me), ONE HUGE CUP of soft drink, paid a total RM50.20 and these bring us to a grand total of…a few thousand unhealthy calories, a very bloated tummy and countless burps later at night! Phew…

I decided to burn some calories by hunting for Colbie’s CD! And finally got it at a very attractive price – RM29.90!!! I’ve listened to the entire album and I must say that it’s definitely worth every penny of my titanium-hard earned money! Highly recommended for fans of easy-listening music and husky voice with soothing strummings of a guitar!

Okay, time to get ready and pick up the ladies for a birthday celebration at TGI Friday’s! Hasta La Vista, folks!