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Q: Heard that she fell madly in love with a royal, Prince William. Is this true?
A: Well, it was true.

Q: Was, true?
A: Hey, she was 15 at that time! How old is she now?!

Q: You tell me!
A: You ask her!

Q: Fine. What’s her favorite color?
A: Black. And anything that’s really, really dark in color.

Q: What, she’s into vampirism or something like that?
A: Hell no!

Q: She has a pretty long name with a face and skin color that does not make sense to most of the people who met her in person.
A: That’s true. She usually gets stares from strangers whenever she produced her Identification Card for official and legal matters (in the bank, in the government office, in job application, etc) and draws blank looks from new friends.

Q: …………???
A: She’s a mixed human being, you dumb @$$! Of Sxxxxxx-Pxxxxxxxxx-Pxxxxxxxxx-Cxxxxxx DNA.

Q: Oh, right. So, what about movies?
A: Big holla for action, adventure, suspense, cop/detective thrillers, comedy, drama and love with her favorite actors/actresses in it. A resounding NO to horror! But her definition of horror is sorta weird…it does not include vampires and zombies!

Q: Whoa! That. Is. Really. Weird. Anyway, what about music?
A: Hip-hop, rap, pop, slow rock, and love.

Q: Alright. Uhm…why does she look so uhm…glum and uhm…fierce most of the time?
A: Poor her, she was born with a face like that when she doesn’t smile. It’s called sui yong in Cantonese. Oh, and even when she does smile, it’s very unnatural (as if someone is pointing a BFG at her head). Most of the time, it’s skewed sideways.

Q: Why she uses words like Ohmygawd and Holliee in this blog?
A: That’s because she dare not use God’s name (or other Holy words) in vain according to what was taught in Sunday School (though she did not attend classes for about seven freaking years!)

Q: Err…does that mean she’s a good Catholic?
A: Absolutely NOT! She can’t even read pass the first paragraph of the Bible!

Q: Geez, hope her grandmother doesn’t know this! Is she obsessed with anything or anyone in particular?
A: Right now? And another 10 or more years down the road? That would be her Super-Ultra-Handsome-Elegant-Exquisite-Smart-Devilish-Drop-Dead-Gorgeous-Very-Horny Golden Retriever, Preston! He’s da man, people!!! HE’S DA MAN!!!

Q: Okay, okay! Last one. This would be everyone’s favorite question; Is. She. Still. Single. And. Available?
A: And this would be her favorite reply; What. The. @#$%. Do. You. Care?

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